Sorry. I appear to be turning into my grandfather

Don’t say I didn’t warn you, dear Reader. You all laughed when Time Traveller told you that Osama bin Laden was probably alive and kicking.

Well now, here’s the proof. Look at the basket in the picture below.

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Yes! It’s bin laden with killer vegetables.

Read the story.

Are there no lengths to which our masters – aided and abetted by a compliant media – will not go in order to keep us in a permanent state of fear?

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3 Responses to Sorry. I appear to be turning into my grandfather

  1. Malaga View says:

    Are there no lengths to which our masters will not go?
    No.

  2. AHLondon says:

    Fear, the great motivator. Since we are linking to pop culture references, I can’t find the clip, but my favorite fear bit is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fear Itself. The Scooby Gang is in college and going to a Halloween haunted house. Willow, in her early witch phase, accidentally called Gachnar, the Fear Demon. The kids get trapped inside and all the horrors come to life. Giles does his book research and finds a picture of the rather nasty looking Gachnar. They trap it and make it appear. It is as ugly as advertised… but only about 6 inches high. This then gives way to two funny bits of dialogue:
    Buffy: This is Gachnar?
    Xander: Big overture, little show.
    Gachnar: I am the Dark Lord of nightmares, the bringer of terror. Tremble before me! Fear me!
    Willow: He’s so cute.
    Xander: Who’s a little fear demon? Come on. Who’s a little fear demon?
    Giles: Don’t taunt the fear demon.
    Xander: Why? Can he hurt me?
    Giles: No, it’s just tacky.
    and later,
    Giles: Oh, bloody hell. The inscription.
    Buffy: What’s the matter?
    Giles: I should’ve translated the Gaelic inscription under the illustration of Gachnar.
    Buffy: What’s it say?
    Giles: Actual size.

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