In the red corner, we have this story of a young woman left brain-damaged and dependent upon others for the rest of her life. Her injury was allegedly caused by a two-hour delay assembling a police escort to accompany the ambulance crew. Health and Safety, you see.
In the blue corner, we have this story about schoolgirl Chloe West, stabbed repeatedly until her attacker was disarmed by fellow pupil, 16 year-old Ben Hudson. Old-fashioned, selfless humanity, you see.