We are reaching the point where it is more difficult to obtain perfectly legal goods than it is to buy illegal drugs. It really has come to something that it is now more dangerous to put a little salt on your chips than to imbibe a few lungfuls of the salt and sewage cocktail we refer to as seawater.

In a few years time, you will have to go into a shop and play some bizarre guessing game to find out what they stock. And when you get home and discover that your plain-wrapped Bensons are actually plain-wrapped condoms, you’ll be really hacked off. Especially if you’ve had a vasectomy… and even more so if you like a fag after sexual conjugations..

Should be fun…


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