Decline and Fall: No 2 in an occasional series

Surely, only the British could dream up a 7,350-word terms and conditions document for people wanting to buy a ticket to watch a bit of a hop, skip and a jump?

If you insist on subscribing to this burgeoning, kill-joy rules and regulations culture by actually going to the Olympics to support poor McDonalds and Coca-Cola, don’t print off the terms and conditions to take with you.

Rolled up, they could be classed as an offensive weapon.

 

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